Things to pay a premium for: For some items you just have to fork over some extra dough for premium items.

Avoid carbs: Don't want to be fat, avoid carbs! These little bastards can add in pounds to all sorts of places.

Electronic vacuums: They're not sex robots, but they are robots none the less. And robots do work that we don't want to, and thus kick ass in our opinion.

Smoke doobies in the living room: Smoke weed but need to mask the smell? There are methods you can use to deceive even the most sensitive nose.

Do not put instant coffee in the coffeemaker: Instant coffee is awesome, but don't mess it up by putting it in a coffee maker

What to do when you run out of toilet paper?: