Going for walks: Can't afford to go to the gym and too lazy to do pushups? This may be the thing for you!

Food you can make in minutes: Bachelors aren't known for their culinary skills, so here are some meals that anybody can make in minutes.

Cats: They make a great pet for lazy people, and let's face it 9 out of 10 bachelors fall into this category.

Macho Man Randy Savage: Quote: "Hulkamania is like a single grain of sand in the Sahara desert that is NACHO MADNESS!"

Gatorade: Great for sports and hangovers.

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