Gear

They're not sex robots, but they are robots none the less. And robots do work that we don't want to, and thus kick ass in our opinion.

Get one of these bad boys and you'll not only have a sexy machine, but never have to worry about viruses and all the other problems that plague Windows machines.

Give praise to this amazing substance that will improve all aspects of your life. However even though bacon flavored lube sounds like it should be awesome, it is not...

They come in all sorts of sizes, shapes and even flavors. These are an essential part of a bachelors toolkit.

They make a great pet for lazy people, and let's face it 9 out of 10 bachelors fall into this category.

If you're only going to buy one luxury good for yourself, make it a nice watch.

Having a faster car probably won't get you laid, but flying past that smug asshat next to you in that really expensive car is worth it.

The most amazing invention of the century?

Ahhh... The coffe table, the cornerstone of any bachelorpad or man cave. It's versatile, functional and a whole bunch of other adjectives.